Whatever man.

10th June 2012

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Today I apologize to all raccoons. I’m truly sorry that smurfing woodchucks have given you a bad name. I now suspect that it was one of those furry hogs that is trying to dig into my basement. Don’t worry ringtailed smurfers! I will be visiting Senior Woodpig with all of the hate that I had previously saved for you. Go back to eating trash and doing cute human things with your hands. I’ll just be over here plotting the demise of a certain fat rodent.

Today I apologize to all raccoons. I’m truly sorry that smurfing woodchucks have given you a bad name. I now suspect that it was one of those furry hogs that is trying to dig into my basement. Don’t worry ringtailed smurfers! I will be visiting Senior Woodpig with all of the hate that I had previously saved for you. Go back to eating trash and doing cute human things with your hands. I’ll just be over here plotting the demise of a certain fat rodent.

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