Whatever man.

30th July 2014

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Sharknado 2 is biggest piece of shit ever filmed

Tara Reid screaming in the beginning was pretty much the worst thing ever.

"I want a smoke detector, propane tanks, and a peach pit. "

Physics doesn’t apply to this movie.

The dopey guy from” Spin City ” can hit a shark 500’ with a wooden bat.

" Every morning when I wake up there is gray hair on the side of my big fat head "

Steve doesn’t need megaphone to make a speech.

Al Roker and Matt Lauer? You two dimwits should be working at Sonic.

Vivica A. Fox turned into that Raven girl that they brought in to revive The Cosby Show sometime since Independence Day

27th July 2014

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Yesterdays Jobsite 

Silver Lake Camping Trip edition

Yesterdays Jobsite

Silver Lake Camping Trip edition

24th July 2014

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That time that the other, Other Ben tried to get me to look at his man-bulge. I swear that he didn’t look like a pervert when he sat down.

That time that the other, Other Ben tried to get me to look at his man-bulge. I swear that he didn’t look like a pervert when he sat down.

Tagged: Franklin tried to turn me into a meat gazer

24th July 2014

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On tonight’s extra special episode of Smurf You, Uncle Chris Does What He Wants, UC will be using his BBQ grill to grill a pizza. You don’t want to miss such great lines as “Smurf futurelotterywinner and his unbleached b-hole”, “holy smurfing smurf that smurfing pizza burned quickly”, and “shut the smurf up weirdo neighbor. I grill a lot because I do what the smurf I want”

On tonight’s extra special episode of Smurf You, Uncle Chris Does What He Wants, UC will be using his BBQ grill to grill a pizza. You don’t want to miss such great lines as “Smurf futurelotterywinner and his unbleached b-hole”, “holy smurfing smurf that smurfing pizza burned quickly”, and “shut the smurf up weirdo neighbor. I grill a lot because I do what the smurf I want”

24th July 2014

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Conversation with the two Electricians

UC - Seeya later Other Ben and Dude Luvin Kurt.

Other Ben - Catch you on the next one.

Dude Luvin Kurt - See you at Chucky Cheese for my birfday.

Tagged: Chuckycheese? Come on nobody believes those animals are real

24th July 2014

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Today’s Jobsite. 

I love the smell of walk-in coolers in the morning.

Today’s Jobsite.

I love the smell of walk-in coolers in the morning.

24th July 2014

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Regardless of what Jesus told you, driving a truck with a DOT number on the side still means you can’t drive 80 down the expressway.

Don’t get pissed at me you sanctimonious cocksucker.

Tagged: go ask the leader of your cult and he'll tell you the same

22nd July 2014

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I ran out of smokes last night but I actually got this thing working again. Work is still hell today, but this is helping.

I ran out of smokes last night but I actually got this thing working again. Work is still hell today, but this is helping.

Tagged: Lunch in the Wrangler

21st July 2014

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Watching The Leftovers from last night. So far this show seems to be leftover scenes from a show that made sense. I’m absolutely positive that THIS EPISODE will be the one that finally starts to bring anything together (dripping with sarcasm from every pore)

Watching The Leftovers from last night. So far this show seems to be leftover scenes from a show that made sense. I’m absolutely positive that THIS EPISODE will be the one that finally starts to bring anything together (dripping with sarcasm from every pore)

Tagged: i really want to like this show

21st July 2014

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This is my “What the smurfing hell do you mean I have to spend 4 hours on an excursion to Newaygo-tucky to go to somebody else’s family reunion so that we can see your niece (the one with the whiskey-tango Mom)” face.

This is my “What the smurfing hell do you mean I have to spend 4 hours on an excursion to Newaygo-tucky to go to somebody else’s family reunion so that we can see your niece (the one with the whiskey-tango Mom)” face.

Tagged: Yeah wtfhThis calls for d in m atleast

18th July 2014

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Today’s Jobsite

Today’s Jobsite

15th July 2014

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The new to us grill. Finally a grill that will actually last.

The new to us grill. Finally a grill that will actually last.

15th July 2014

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Who says you can’t fit things in a two door Jeep?

Just brought home a partially assembled grill in mine. Expect grill porn soon

14th July 2014

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And Bourbon…

And Bourbon…

Tagged: UC

13th July 2014

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I really need to either stop smurfing looking at grills or start selling body fluids to help out with the current disposable income fund.

I really need to either stop smurfing looking at grills or start selling body fluids to help out with the current disposable income fund.