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I feel like we accomplished a lot today. Finished unfucking the deck, got new tubes and had my pedals switched out on the new bike, went to a hotwings contest, and ended up going to a benefit for our 36 yr old friend that had a heart attack a few months ago. Now is the time on Sprockets when we grill steak and eat some salad!
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Drip trays??? Forman’s smurfing Towel Boy couldn’t keep up with the smurfery that is this “grill”. I had the included plastic smurftastic plastic piece of smurf tray under George’s Signature Series piece of smurf the entire time! Still waiting for a gang of Georges to come spic n spam my counter! I should have bought The Red Forman Grill! Dumbass!
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Stupid George Forman! You and your crappy grill are craptastic. There’s grease and crap all over my smurfing countertop! Smurfhole! If I wanted piss all over my counters I would have bought The R. Kelly Grill! Please send over 7 kids named “George” to clean up this smurfton of a mess.
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Thank you Lazy Trucker with a hernia!
Because you wouldn’t unload your own truck the shipping department charged you a hundred bucks. We got FREE FAJITA LUNCH!
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So we finished the patio and it looks like we made more progress than all of the other 20 things that were done last weekend. Time for beer.
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Building a kitchen trailer for Sea to Sea Organization. Used to feed cyclists on a cross country ride. This is going to have a full walk in cooler and kitchen.
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The rain yesterday kind of screwed us, but we got a lot done today. Steps, railing spindles, and finishing off the patio are all we have left for the major construction. After that I will add round barn lights to the back of the house, then a receiver, outdoor speakers, and bluetooth for the garage. The deck is close to unfucked. I’ll tell you more about what we actually did when you come join us for a beer.
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STM - Everytime you change your name I have to listen to this song all over again! Not a bad problem to have.
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On today’s episode of Pimp My Deck
I make secret evil plans to wire old school barn lights on the back of the house and equip the garage with a stereo, weatherproof speakers, and bluetooth. Oh, and take over the world. Duh!
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If you know me, you know that I’m still pissed at NBC for cancelling My Name Is Earl. Even after I sent those bastards two strongly worded Internet letters they still have yet to answer me or put it back on the air. I know! Damn commie red shoed clowns! Well today I found Raising Hope on The Netflix. Its also by Greg Garcia. Thank you FOX for not having red noses and armys.
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Didn’t find Hoffa, but we did find a sweet rusted bedframe, a tire iron (less sweet but more rusted) , and the worlds first plastic milk carton.
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Where we ended up when Monsoon Season started up. We got all the posts set and cemented. Tomorrow there will be new fences, gate, steps, and the patio should be back and actually square with the deck for the first time ever.
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