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Tara Reid screaming in the beginning was pretty much the worst thing ever.
"I want a smoke detector, propane tanks, and a peach pit. "
Physics doesn’t apply to this movie.
The dopey guy from” Spin City ” can hit a shark 500’ with a wooden bat.
" Every morning when I wake up there is gray hair on the side of my big fat head "
Steve doesn’t need megaphone to make a speech.
Al Roker and Matt Lauer? You two dimwits should be working at Sonic.
Vivica A. Fox turned into that Raven girl that they brought in to revive The Cosby Show sometime since Independence Day
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That time that the other, Other Ben tried to get me to look at his man-bulge. I swear that he didn’t look like a pervert when he sat down.
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On tonight’s extra special episode of Smurf You, Uncle Chris Does What He Wants, UC will be using his BBQ grill to grill a pizza. You don’t want to miss such great lines as “Smurf futurelotterywinner and his unbleached b-hole”, “holy smurfing smurf that smurfing pizza burned quickly”, and “shut the smurf up weirdo neighbor. I grill a lot because I do what the smurf I want”
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UC - Seeya later Other Ben and Dude Luvin Kurt.
Other Ben - Catch you on the next one.
Dude Luvin Kurt - See you at Chucky Cheese for my birfday.
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I love the smell of walk-in coolers in the morning.
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Don’t get pissed at me you sanctimonious cocksucker.
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I ran out of smokes last night but I actually got this thing working again. Work is still hell today, but this is helping.
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Watching The Leftovers from last night. So far this show seems to be leftover scenes from a show that made sense. I’m absolutely positive that THIS EPISODE will be the one that finally starts to bring anything together (dripping with sarcasm from every pore)
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This is my “What the smurfing hell do you mean I have to spend 4 hours on an excursion to Newaygo-tucky to go to somebody else’s family reunion so that we can see your niece (the one with the whiskey-tango Mom)” face.
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Just brought home a partially assembled grill in mine. Expect grill porn soon
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I really need to either stop smurfing looking at grills or start selling body fluids to help out with the current disposable income fund.
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