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All of the grand plans have turned into watching The Office and laying on the couch.
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Is there a polite way to tell someone “Shut the fuck up. Your stories and anecdotes suck smurf balls.”? Asking for some random dude in this kitchen.
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Bar front of a bar in a garage.
Cars parked in this garage:
- Mustang Boss 302
- 3 Mustang GT500’s
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Was just informed that Uncle Kracker, Bryan Adams, Skillet, and Eddie Money are coming to town in the near future.
Why in the smurfing smurf would I give 2 smurfs about any of that smurf?
I smurfing wouldn’t
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"You believe me, don’t you?
Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain’t touring.
And this wasn’t all in my head.
See they took me by the hand and invited me right in,
Then they showed me something.
I don’t even know where to begin.”
Please let 14’ be the year of a new Tool album.
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But you had one of the most exciting drummers I had heard in years and then replaced him with a legend and now you settle with a Lars clone so that you could practically re-do the Black Album??
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"I need you to pick this up tonight from the pizza place in the middle of downtown"
"Will it fit in the Jeep? "
" Oh yeah "
The theory of measurement is lost on some people…
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The path to civilization outside of filmchris’s back door. Out there in the distance is 4’ of snow. Suckit Winter.
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Lupus for Lyme disease
Salma Hayak for Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jesse the Body for Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Watching some movie where Stone Cold Steve Austin is perplexed about garbage trucks and Steven Segal is a “Code Red”. Also, I think the bad guy is Eddie from Eddie And The Cruisers. Mostly it’s Shitty Movie Night at The Money Pit
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- Convince me that I should watch House of Cards. We watched the first episode and I was so bored that I was looking for work that needed to be done around the house.
- Convince Wends that we need to watch Lost. She says she has never seen it but I’m pretty sure that she watched most of the first season. I stopped at the beginning of season 2 because of questions without answers followed by 5 more questions and a polar bear.
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