Whatever man.

28th August 2014

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But I’m sure its just fine 15” above food for human consumption. Stop being such pussies stupid Confined Birds.

But I’m sure its just fine 15” above food for human consumption. Stop being such pussies stupid Confined Birds.

Tagged: We are going to have to toughen these birds up.

25th August 2014

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Rufus Teague - Blazin Hot 

Although nowhere near “Blazin’”, still one of those sauces that makes your mouth water when you even think about it. 2 Smurfs up on this one.

Rufus Teague - Blazin Hot

Although nowhere near “Blazin’”, still one of those sauces that makes your mouth water when you even think about it. 2 Smurfs up on this one.

25th August 2014

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Some guy (not named Rufus) made some sauce. I don’t care about that nonsense. This stuff is getting a tryout on pork tonight. The taste straight out of the pint whiskey bottle is amazing. This is going to be good.

Some guy (not named Rufus) made some sauce. I don’t care about that nonsense. This stuff is getting a tryout on pork tonight. The taste straight out of the pint whiskey bottle is amazing. This is going to be good.

23rd August 2014

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Finished product picture for #futurelotterywinner. I know how excited you were B. Merry Christmas.

Finished product picture for #futurelotterywinner. I know how excited you were B. Merry Christmas.

Tagged: futurelotterywinner

23rd August 2014

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Only 72 more holes to go. Thank smurf for cutting oil.

Only 72 more holes to go. Thank smurf for cutting oil.

Tagged: Grill partsducane

23rd August 2014

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When we got the new grill, the Flavor Bars were falling apart rusty. I mentioned it to the guy who runs the sheet metal shop that does work for us. He made these out of some scrap stainless he had laying around and charged me 0.00$ (freaking score eh?) . Now I am plotting out the vent holes. Drilling stainless steel can be a real pain in the smurf.

Tagged: DucaneGrill upgrades

23rd August 2014

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Watching The National play the Park Avenue Armory on Live From The Artists Den. 

Great show. 

Berninger is this giant presence that roams around the stage getting in adventures. 

We saw them earlier this year in Grand Rapids. 

I really wish I was as in to them then as I am now.

Watching The National play the Park Avenue Armory on Live From The Artists Den.

Great show.

Berninger is this giant presence that roams around the stage getting in adventures.

We saw them earlier this year in Grand Rapids.

I really wish I was as in to them then as I am now.

Tagged: the nationalpalladia

23rd August 2014

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These guys are part of the band Deafheaven. The music reminds me of the Deftones with a hipster dude choking on a dying cat as the singer. Long songs that really rock. 1st listen reminded me of the first time I heard Metallica - Master Of Puppets. Seriously, the music is great. The vocals, not my thing. Two dudes that are metal-as-fuck.

These guys are part of the band Deafheaven. The music reminds me of the Deftones with a hipster dude choking on a dying cat as the singer. Long songs that really rock. 1st listen reminded me of the first time I heard Metallica - Master Of Puppets. Seriously, the music is great. The vocals, not my thing. Two dudes that are metal-as-fuck.

Tagged: deafheaven

20th August 2014

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Today’s Jobsite. 

Restaurant Soft Opening Day. 

When a restaurant first opens, if they do it right, they will have a Soft Opening where they invite friends, family, and possibly people that slaved away for months so that they could actually open. 

There are 8 people in the kitchen for picture. 20 minutes later it was 40.

Today’s Jobsite.

Restaurant Soft Opening Day.

When a restaurant first opens, if they do it right, they will have a Soft Opening where they invite friends, family, and possibly people that slaved away for months so that they could actually open.

There are 8 people in the kitchen for picture. 20 minutes later it was 40.

14th August 2014

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Ferrari now makes Coca-Cola soda dispensers. 5 grand for a front panel.

Ferrari now makes Coca-Cola soda dispensers. 5 grand for a front panel.

12th August 2014

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If you tell me about some kind of wrap and say “ask me how” on Facebook.

I’m certain that my question will not be “How??”, but rather “Why are you such a fucking cocksucker?”. Go peddle your silly bullshit someplace else you carpet bagger.

Tagged: Ffs with this bullshit!Go amway your shit in Antarctica

11th August 2014

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Yeah smurfing right. Most of the time it’ll probably get cleaned with some spit and a t-shirt that is covered in dirt, sweat, blood, and metal shavings. Vacuum. Heh. That’s a good one.

Yeah smurfing right. Most of the time it’ll probably get cleaned with some spit and a t-shirt that is covered in dirt, sweat, blood, and metal shavings. Vacuum. Heh. That’s a good one.

Tagged: recommended cleaning practices for a g-shock watchAnother post not about Robin Williams

11th August 2014

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Watch Porn 

I like the fact that recommendations for cleaning involve “place in a glass of lukewarm water for 15min”. This thing will probably be pretty beat up by the end of the month so I have to take nerd pictures now, when it still looks good.

Watch Porn

I like the fact that recommendations for cleaning involve “place in a glass of lukewarm water for 15min”. This thing will probably be pretty beat up by the end of the month so I have to take nerd pictures now, when it still looks good.

Tagged: g-shockga100-1a1A post not about Robin Williams

10th August 2014

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You really have to watch it when you assume you know someone and decide to point fingers

I care about as much about NASCAR as I do about the NBA. The tragedy that Stewart was involved in last night was a preventable one. Still sad, but what the hell was that kid thinking? Stay in the freaking car. Even at 40mph those cars are hard to control on a slick track. Throw in that it was dark, the guy was practically wearing all black, and the car has netting and a roll cage, and you end up with an accident. Don’t dress up in all grey and go for a run on the expressway. You will end up getting run over. I keep reading Facebook posts by soccer moms that are now racing experts. “You can point that fucking finger up your ass”

Tagged: Cool story that goes nowhereWe don't know so stfu

10th August 2014

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Finally stopped smurfing around and got a watch for work that has protection from a 25 foot fall to a concrete death, chipped crystal, and pizza oven to the face.

Finally stopped smurfing around and got a watch for work that has protection from a 25 foot fall to a concrete death, chipped crystal, and pizza oven to the face.